Why fish shouldn't be allowed near musical instruments

Long time Catfish fans probably know that yours truly (Angelo) is a bit of a guitar-slinging fool. I'd form a band if I wasn't a bit short on time and, um, that other "t" word, talent. Fortunately, this wonderful computer era allows me to slam together various tunes at the drop of a guitar pick. Here are a few of my less cacophonous sonic meanderings. If you want to take a listen, click away. After a bit of a wait, you'll be taken to a rather large control panel. I think the controls will be self-explanatory.

WARNING: Watch your volume controls, as these tunes were mastered to be LOUD. These tunes set my PC speakers to shaking all over, so be careful. Not that there's anything wrong with a little volume.

If you're a fan of professional wrestling, you just might know to whom this song is dedicated. This is one of the joys that come with using software technology - once I got hold of a few sound samples, it was easy to make them part of the song.

About those controls: I've wanted to post these music files for more than a year now, but couldn't find a method that made it easy for site visitors. I recently purchased a program titled Web Audio Plus. It's a straightforward way to post files in either WAV or MP3 format. Web Audio Plus creates files that are small enough to post online, and also offers a host of interface options. There's one drawback in that the files become mono, which messes up some of the stereo effects in my tunes. Another drawback is that you have to wait for the files to load.

Where else can you go from here?