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Caught outside a Golden Valley court house after paying a fine for pot possession, a hero startled reporters with an angry outburst.
Kurt Wilson, also known as the costumed Sea-Dog, disregarded his lawyer's suggestions to cease a profanity-laced diatribe after a judge fined him $350.
"I should go and live with the fish! Find myself an island and forget about the human race!", yelled the out of costume Dog.
Living beneath the waves would not be too great a hardship for the Sea-Dog. According to reports, his powers include the ability to swim at great speeds and to hold his breath for long periods of time.
These powers may be the cause of his legal problems. Wilson has had previous charges for pot possession. His lawyer argued that the use of those powers on secret missions for the U.S. government left Wilson with severe headaches. The claim that pot smoking relieves the headaches was rejected by the court.
As she announced her verdict, the judge suggested Wilson get documentation from a government agency to support his claim. Otherwise, a third conviction could put him behind bars.
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